Sunday, October 11, 2009

Cam Collins
Maddox
Modest Proposal
11 October 2009
Champions
If you want to be a champion in the field of athletics, you have to be different from everyone else. You not only have to have a strong work ethic and practice all the time, you must have a strong athletic body and the top level of coordination.

Well lets say that a kid has a killer work ethic and heart for the game, but he hasn’t the height, the body, or even the slightest bit of hand-eye. This kid has a dream of playing professional ball, but no one can fathom that possibility when looking at the kid. Well, what do you do? This kid lives on the sport, but he looks as of a nerd. The only solution that will allow this kid to live his dream is to do something different from everyone else in the sporting world. This kid has to take large amounts of steroids and GH. The kid might not sustain the proper coordination, but he will be able to compete strength-wise and hop over all the other athletes. He probably won’t live as long, and once the sports authorities find out about illegal steroids, chances are the kid will be banned from sports. But, at least he will be on top for awhile, maybe be the best for year or two. If it is what he wants, he will do anything for that ounce of glory, even if he only gets that chance once. It is the only possibility for kids who are not physically talented.

1 comment:

  1. This is hilarious! I loved it.

    Btw, you don't have to write a heading on every post - I know it's yours if it's on your blog.

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