Arabian Nights

Cam Collins
Arabian Nights Story

“There was once a woman named Carly Patterson that was mischievous and never got caught by the cops. She was a cereal-killer, and was intelligent enough that she snuck into the Pentagon and stole private information. She never was detected and was on the FBI’s most wanted list starting when she was eighteen. Carly was one of the most intelligent criminal masterminds that have ever walked this earth.

When Carly Patterson was five years old, she snuck out of her kindergarten classroom, hitched a taxi, and got a ride home. From then on during that day, Carly watched television and ate candy until her parents got home from work. The teacher never knew that Carly skipped class because she set a digital image of herself in her seat as a five year old! Carly could outsmart any of her teachers throughout grade school, and she could unlock the school’s computer code so that she could change her grades, absences, etc. Aside from all of this, Carly Patterson did not have many friends. She was always at home figuring out plans to break government laws and get away with it. Carly’s goal in life was to define why America’s security system just wasn’t good enough.

When Carly was eighteen, instead of going to college, she dedicated her life to getting by security, and stealing some of the Pentagon’s computer information. She was not an Anti-American, she just wanted to break the law for the fun of it. On the night of Christmas Eve, eighteen-year-old Carly Patterson grappled onto the top of the Pentagon. She broke the glass silently with her special design “any type of glass breaker” in order to be unheard, but as she did this she sneezed and an alarm went off. Carly was already repelling when she heard the alarm, and did so to the ground. Immediately when she landed she was completely surrounded by two-hundred FBI agents with machine guns. It seemed as if Carly Patterson’s perfect streak of mischief was over.

Once surrounded Carly used a smoke grenade that caused all two hundred of the FBI agents to not be able to see. Carly then repelled back to the top of the Pentagon and scaled down the other side. She decided to come back the next day on Christmas.

So on the night of December 25, Carly Patterson again went to the Pentagon, but this time disguised as a regular middle-aged woman that looked African-American. She went in the sewer this time that was closest to the Pentagon, traveled far enough so that she was directly under the Pentagon, and drilled a hole upwards so that she could see up inside the Pentagon. However, this was not just an ordinary drill, it activated silently so that no alarms went off. She then crept into the building's database center, deactivated the computer codes, logged on and pulled up some vital information of the U.S. government. Then, she walked out of the room with the lights and all computers on, so that the next day people would see that the Pentagon was easily broke into. But, as she left the room, her cell phone went off. It was a text message saying, 'Come outside and you will be lit up like a Christmas tree on Christmas day'. Carly gasped and...," and thats all for today said Scheherazade.